I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I'll go on ahead.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour gu

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in the washing machine.

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.