As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour gu

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I'll go on ahead.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour gu

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I'll go on ahead.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.