Wednesday

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour gu

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour gu

What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in the washing machine.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I reall