Wednesday
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour gu
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour gu
What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in the washing machine.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I reall