Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour gu

The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.

The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.

Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.

What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in the washing machine.

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you