A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in the washing machine.

What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you

The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.