The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.

What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in the washing machine.

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour gu

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'