What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.

Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.

What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I'll go on ahead.

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I reall

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.