Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I reall

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.

What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in the washing machine.

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.