Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.