The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I reall

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.