What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I'll go on ahead.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.