What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'

What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I'll go on ahead.

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I reall

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.