Monday
The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.
The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.
What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in the washing machine.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour gu