Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I reall

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I reall